The second annual Lard Butt 1K (yes, that is a 1K) is set for Saturday, June 10, 2017 at Seattle's Magnuson Park!

Dedicated to the below-average athlete in all of us, the Lard Butt 1K will be chocolate-chip timed, we'll replace water stations with donut booths every 250 meters and we'll have a well-stocked beer garden before and after.

While walking is urged, there will be a show-off wave for people who have the audacity to actually run and we'll have tons of other surprises in-store.

We'll also donate some proceeds to a worthy charity. Many more details to come...as our mantra states, Get Cracking!

Lard Butt is an apparel and lifestyle company dedicated to below-average athletes and weakened warriors.

In an era when overpaid professional athletes are making headlines for steroid use, fistfights, and pouting over $5 million per-year salaries, Lard Butt celebrates those of us who just want to get into the game -- even if we get severely winded getting TO the game!

We don't need steroids to have fun: Mostly, we just need something to eat.

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